Ode to Random Things
Oh, gather round, let my poem sing Of wondrous random stuff I wish to bring! From silly doodles to a squirrel in the park To duct tape boats that barely float, embark!
A sock-folding machine or pineapple desserts Ukelele hippos wearing tiny shirts, I celebrate the useless and absurd, So come appreciate the weird with me, good sir!
Toaster pastry cats and silicone plant tops Ugly sweaters styled by non-conforming pops, Finger puppets shouting tiny "woohoos!" These random joys I gladly choose!
So come partake in silly style, Where vanilla is not worth our while, Where orderly and bland deflate our sails - The odd and strange forever prevails!
By Terry Loerch
A sock-folding machine or pineapple desserts Ukelele hippos wearing tiny shirts, I celebrate the useless and absurd, So come appreciate the weird with me, good sir!
Toaster pastry cats and silicone plant tops Ugly sweaters styled by non-conforming pops, Finger puppets shouting tiny "woohoos!" These random joys I gladly choose!
So come partake in silly style, Where vanilla is not worth our while, Where orderly and bland deflate our sails - The odd and strange forever prevails!
By Terry Loerch